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The Patch
As many of you know the Mayan calendar resets on the 21st of December. This is not the end of the world. God is releasing an update for the universe. This patch is to resolve many of the complaints he has received about various physics bugs. From the information we have the patch has been installed successfully and should become effective soon.

Some (not all) of the bugs addressed in this patch:

  • Report #9283920 – Flaming Ice
  • Report #9282719 – Gravity Stops working
  • Report $10923825 – Fragile materials behaving improperly
  • Report #82912003 – Depreciated of SWAG concept
  • Report #20203402 – Depreciated of YOLO concept
  • Report #66672840 – Fixed sunshine while raining
  • Report #12639610 – Fixed snow with thunder and lightning


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