Take Your Pick!

For our Christian readers, Merry Christmas!

For our Spanish speaking readers Feliz Navidad!

For our rational non-theists, Happy Sir Isaac Newton’s Birthday!

For our Jewish readers, a belated happy Hanukkah!

For pagans, Merry Solstice or Happy Saturnalia, or Blessed Yule!

And for my son, the atheist, Merry Christmas (only, you know, that secular “Ho, Ho, Ho”, boosting the economy, but don’t mention Christ kind).

May you all have a happy holiday surrounded by friends and family.

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Universe Bug Fix list: December 21 2012 Patch

As many of you know the Mayan calendar resets on the 21st of December. This is not the end of the world. God is releasing an update for the universe. This patch is to resolve many of the complaints he has received about various physics bugs. From the information we have the patch has been installed successfully and should become effective soon.

Some (not all) of the bugs addressed in this patch:

• Report #9283920 – Flaming Ice
• Report #9282719 – Gravity Stops working
• Report $10923825 – Fragile materials behaving improperly
• Report #82912003 – Depreciated of SWAG concept
• Report #20203402 – Depreciated of YOLO concept
• Report #66672840 – Fixed sunshine while raining
• Report #12639610 – Fixed snow with thunder and lightning

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