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The Patch
As many of you know the Mayan calendar resets on the 21st of December. This is not the end of the world. God is releasing an update for the universe. This patch is to resolve many of the complaints he has received about various physics bugs. From the information we have the patch has been installed successfully and should become effective soon.

Some (not all) of the bugs addressed in this patch:

  • Report #9283920 – Flaming Ice
  • Report #9282719 – Gravity Stops working
  • Report $10923825 – Fragile materials behaving improperly
  • Report #82912003 – Depreciated of SWAG concept
  • Report #20203402 – Depreciated of YOLO concept
  • Report #66672840 – Fixed sunshine while raining
  • Report #12639610 – Fixed snow with thunder and lightning

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R.E.M. - Everybody here! 26/09/2008

R.E.M. – Everybody here! 26/09/2008 (Photo credit: Ardesia)

Well, the End-of-the-World was more of a fizzle than anything else, and so we are starting our End-of-the-World wrap up coverage early.

No Airplanes, no snakes, not much of anything. Just the same old same old. Media talking heads, traffic, and the one week memorials for the Sandy Hook deaths.

It’s that there really was nothing special about today.  Except perhaps the collective sigh of relief from the whole world.

Even though this isn’t the End-of-the-World, let’s go out with a song.
We now present the REM‘s “It’s The End-of-the-World as We Know It“…

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December 21st 2012 – 7PM

That’s when the Mayan calendar resets. Many people think that this will be the end of the world or some massive cataclysm. In reality their calendar has reset before (a long time ago). However people are often not exposed to all the facts. The Mayans disappeared without a trace, leaving only relics from a long forgotten age.
What happened to the Mayans? Why does their calendar end at such a specific time? Does it mean the end of the world?
Mayan Calendar

Mayan Calendar

Here is a theory that explains this set of circumstances. What do we know? The Mayans, other than their religious practices, such as human sacrifice, were exceptionally advanced for their time. They had a sophisticated understanding of space and time. As with many cultures at that time they had a polytheistic religion (many gods). All over the world (even in the bible) there are instances of things that read like and would be explained easily by visits from extra terrestrials. Everything from Ezekiel to many of the writings of the Egyptians, Maya, and a plethora of other cultures around the same time. Many of the ancient cultures had a noticeable knowledge of the stars, from Stone Henge to the Pyramids their knowledge is splayed out before us.

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English: National Museum of Anthropology in Me...

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December 21st 2012 – 7PM

That’s when the Mayan calendar resets. Many people think that this will be the end of the world or some massive cataclysm. In reality their calendar has reset before (a long time ago). However people are often not exposed to all the facts. The Mayans disappeared without a trace, leaving only relics from a long forgotten age.

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